Weirdo Rambler arrested near Playground

Stephen Gough

I see this idiot is still wandering around the country with no clothes on all in the name of Rambling. Why on earth does this idiot keep on doing this over and over again? He quite clearly knows that every-time he steps out and whips his clothes off he is going to get arrested for being a weirdo.

A few things disturb me about his recent antics.

  1. He was arrested naked near to a children’s playground.
  2. He is an ex Marine
  3. He appeared naked is his latest court appearance and pleaded not guilty.

My advice would be to lock him up or refer him for some treatment.

This is not normal behaviour!

UK Border Agency to boot out ex Soldier!

Isimeli Baleiwai in Iraq

Isimeli Baleiwai

Isimeli served our country for 12 years including tours in Afghan and Iraq. He is also currently married to a UK National.

Now you are wondering what on earth this guy has done to warrant such poor treatment?

The only thing this bloke has done to tarnish his record is to have a fight with a colleague, something we have all either thought about doing or have actually done during our time serving. I know lads that have broke the law for all sorts of things but as long as they serve their punishment then jobs a good un, free to carry on life as normal. Not Isimeli, the boredom, err I mean the Border Agency stated, “This involves consideration of a range of factors including unspent convictions, whether passed by military courts or resulting from police involvement.” In other words, you have been a naughty boy, you weren’t born here so bugger off!

Isimeli has written to No 10,  The Labour Party and even the MOD but to date he has not received a positive response.

So while we keep on admitting migrants with criminal records and individuals with clouded histories, we continue to isolate and forget about our veterans!

Id love to link to a support site for this article but alas there is nothing we can do.

Good luck Isimeli!


Smug? Oh yes.

Simon Harwood

PC Simon Harwood, smug as fook.

How in the world wide world of sports has PC Simon Harwood managed to be a copper for so long ehh?

In fact, he retired after about 5 or so years and then joined back up within days. Now you cant tell me that he just decided to sack it in only to have a massive change of heart days later and rejoin another force?

Now, I think the cops do a great job but as in all organisations there is always one bad apple that continues to get away, err with murder.  The Armed Forces are the same, there are some utter buffoons that get away with utter incompetence on a daily basis but they get away with it nonetheless.

Here are a few of Harwoods behaviour achievements.

  • A fellow police officer complained that Harwood grabbed a suspect by the throat, punched him twice in the face and pushed him into a table, causing it to break.
  • Assaulting a driver after a road rage incident, and then altering his notes afterwards.
  • A member of the public reported seeing Harwood kneeing a man in the kidney while he was handcuffed to the ground.

In fact there were about 9 in total  not including the Ian Tomlinson incident.

So there you have it, basically, carry on being crap at your job because nobody gives a toss. This seems to work for the Police, Military and teaching to name but a few.


Olympics, is it worth it?

So with our so called “World Class Event” nearly upon us I’ve been digging around to see what’s doing the rounds in the news.


US Team uniforms made in China! – Those yanks love them commie bastards anyway deep down? Half of the states is owned by the Chinese anyway so what’s the big deal. Thats international collaboration for you.


Floral Bolt tribute

Bolts statue facing the wrong way! – WTF? does this really matter at the end of the day?  Birmingham Council responded: ‘It is just a floral representation, next you’re going to tell me the face doesn’t look like him.’


Beckham not in Team GB - the right or wrong decision?

Beckham not in Olympic squad – Its a real shame as I think having Becks in the squad would of at least help to sell some of the 700,000 tickets that they couldn’t shift.  What happened to all the spare tickets by the way? Should of just give them all away for nothing.

Oh by the way, the Japan ladies team had to fly Economy while the men flew business!


Queues at Heathrow

Border staff and Train Drivers to strike! – Just another fine example of people being pissed off because the UK Govt keeps either cutting pay, pensions or both. Of course some ministers are saying how irresponsible this is. Well, I’m sorry, I’m fully behind these guys because if you don’t take any action the govt will just carry on walking all over you.


Ryan Hall


And finally – Ryan Hall, 29, listed that GOD was his coach on a standard drug test he gave after coming in second at the U.S. half-marathon championships. “One step by itself doesn’t mean anything, but you put all those steps together and it’s absolutely miraculous what your body can do,” Hall told USA Today. “So sometimes I don’t even like to think about how fast I run … because it just seems totally impossible, but it’s just a testimony to the amazing bodies that God has given us.”

Run Forrest run…

G4S, what a shocker!

So then, the Boss of G4S, err well one of them, gets a right roasting by a collection of very angry MP’s!

Serves them bloody right really, the G4S mob that is! I’m gob smacked that a company that quite clearly does security pretty well around the globe took on a massive contract that was out of its depth. Was it all about the money? They have certainly took a hit on this one, its 10% of their profits out of the window.

The worst part of all this is the armed forces that yet again have to dig the govt out of the shit. They did this during the Fireman’s strike remember? If fact it seems like the Armed Forces are digging the govt out of the shit on quite a few occasions.

Am well looking forward to see how the voting goes in the next general election, pity it was so far away.

Oh, one last thing, the Olympics didnt do the Greeks much good now did they?

a bonkers journey through lifes treacle..